Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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