Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
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My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
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He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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