Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
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There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
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I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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