i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
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I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
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I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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