why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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