I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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