the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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