you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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