im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
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btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
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My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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