my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
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they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
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We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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