I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Randomize
