UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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