Dual....:-)
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
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There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
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Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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