yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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