tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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