And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
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I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
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I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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