Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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