9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
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