Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
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Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
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All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
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