I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
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