i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Randomize
