I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
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Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
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Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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