Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
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According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
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We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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