let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
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Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
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I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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