That's intense
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
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thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
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Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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