Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
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Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize