Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
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And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
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I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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