Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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