she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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