I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
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You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
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