Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
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Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
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Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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