Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
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I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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