Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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