nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Randomize
