I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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