oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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