Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
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I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Boobs speak an international language.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
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