Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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