Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
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not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
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I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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