there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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