New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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