so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
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Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
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If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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