i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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