You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
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soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
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His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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