i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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