Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
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