she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
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get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
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GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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