i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
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I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
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Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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