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(212): View more from New York

She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.

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(417): View more from Missouri

This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.

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(303): View more from Colorado

it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.

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(435): View more from Utah

he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!

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Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik

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Lyk hr kuds 4

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(925): View more from California

We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!

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(719): View more from Colorado

My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.

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