Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
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It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
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But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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