Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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