i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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