dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Just puked most of my soul out..
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
